Some Friday Humor: Chuck Norris Style…

You know those Chuck Norris jokes?  The ones like, “Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer…too bad he never cries.”

Well a new list of them have been circulating around inbox’s across Wall Street (or what’s left of it).  Below you’ll find some of my favorites from the list…

• Chuck Norris has killed black swans with his bare hands.
• Chuck Norris rubs the VIX into his chest.
• Chuck Norris still has his PB balances with Lehman.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t use gates…He stops investors with one hand.
• Chuck Norris thinks 2 & 20 is soft.
• Chuck Norris will trade with any counter-party.
• Chuck Norris thinks Fannie & Freddie should toughen up, and use some real leverage.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.